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Sperm Stealing Bitches

November 3, 2011 cedo Game 1 Comments

 

If you live in the U.S., if you’ve got some game, this dangerous trend applies to you.

The long and short of it, here’s what’s been going on in the culture:

Feminism came about, making the man-as-provider role obsolete.  That role no longer being necessary, or even attractive to women, removed the majority of the raison d’etre for men in the pair bonding process.  Only three things are left that women want in a man:  1) Company (prevent cat-hording loneliness);  2) Cock (in most cases more being better); and 3) Sperm to procreate (five minutes before the clock runs out).

Number two, in particular, creates a major problem when combined with the provider role being eliminated.  Women in their 20′s are freely hypergamous, providing a never ending supply of pussy to alpha guys with game.  These guys have no reason to ever want to settle down, since they can easily replace one no-obligation relationship with the next.  So, the guys women actually want have no reason to deal with the drag of settling down, getting married, cleaning up dirty diapers and raising screaming children.

In all seriousness, if you’re not a beta herb, would you rather party and bang a hot 24 year old, or marry a 29 year old and work 24/7 to pay a mortgage and deal with a bunch of ADD children?

As posted previously, this is a problem created by women.  It’s no longer attractive to be a provider, and the more bad boy you are, the more free pussy you get (no marriage required).

Women will feed this problem until the biological clock inevitably gets close to the magic five minutes before midnight mark.  Now they’re left with two very distinct options:

  1. Stop riding alpha cock carousel.  Find beta herb, settle down.
  2. Steal alpha cock sperm, entrap man permanently.

And if you think this is urban legend type shit, think again.  Here’s Liz Jones from the UK Daily Mail, herself freaking admitting to being another sperm stealing whore:

I called his bluff and told him there was no way I would want a baby with him, given he didn’t earn any money. Yet the truth was, I had hatched a plan that many will doubtless find shocking.

Because he wouldn’t give me what I wanted, I decided to steal it from him. I resolved to steal his sperm from him in the middle of the night. I thought it was my right, given that he was living with me and I had bought him many, many M&S ready meals.

The ‘theft’ itself was alarmingly easy to carry out. One night, after sex, I took the used condom and, in the privacy of the bathroom, I did what I had to do. Bingo.

I don’t understand why more men aren’t wise to this risk — maybe sex addles their brain. So let me offer a warning to men wishing to avoid any chance of unwanted fatherhood: if a woman disappears to the loo immediately after sex, I suggest you find out exactly what she is up to.

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2056875/Liz-Jones-baby-craving-drove-steal-husbands-sperm-ultimate-deception.html#ixzz1cebEuvqk

There.  If that doesn’t scare the crap out of you, you’re a total idiot.

Beyond the Liz Jones business, it’s happened to me also.  Granted, the girl I was dating had been red flag city.  11 on the slut-o-meter, tattooed like a Yakuza gangster, regularly going full scale Fear-and-Loathing on the substance abuse, the five course menu of madness and mayhem.  It’s how I like it though, the crazier the bit is, the more fun I’m having.  It was the first time anybody ever admitted to me that they’d tried to sperm theft, but once that hits you, you get what it means to be faced with possible fatherhood.  And if you think you’re careful, flushing your condom and whatnot, think again.  Crazytown admitted to me that she’d keep my sperm in her mouth after giving head, go to the bathroom, and then transfer the goods.  Yup, they’re wiley.

Since that didn’t work out she promptly went on a dating site and found the herbiest beta she could, and is now in the process of following through on the five-minutes-to-midnight plan of procreating some evil spawn.  Good for her, and no real blame.  She’s the quintessential product of this free-for-all drive-through shit society.

I can’t possibly stress this enough … this is the logical product of our recently mutated pair bonding process.  You’re no longer attractive as provider, women give it away for free during their most attractive, high value period, and then they stick some poor sap with the procreation business.

There are of course quality women.  Problem is, many of them get stuck in the shit the rest of the whores create.  An abundance of free sex removes a man’s desire to ‘pay’ for it at any point with monogamy and responsibility.  Sure, I may at some point do the procreation thing.  It’ll be ten years from now when I’m 40-something, when I have the money to have live-in au pairs, in a country with no alimony laws and a traditionalist female culture, and I’ll still be screwing around on the side.

For the nice girls who get stuck in this shit, blame the whores around you.  Maybe move somewhere with less whores (as it breeds the worst kind of males – super alphas with game, and feminized beta herbs no real woman would find attractive), or get lucky and meet an exception.

 

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